Not the "I need a nap" kind of tired. The "I'm one Slack message away from losing my entire mind" kind.
You've been holding it together for so long, you forgot what it feels like to actually breathe.
Here's the truth: You don't need another 6-week program. You don't need another thing on your to-do list.
You need relief. Right now.
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THE CALM BODY PROTOCOL
8 audio breathwork practices. 3-8 minutes each. For the exact moment you're in.
🎧 Before You Start Your Day | 🎧 When You're About to Snap | 🎧 Right Before You Clock In |
🎧 After a Long Day | 🎧 Midday Reset | 🎧 When Everything Changes | 🎧 Before Bed – Quiet your
🎧 Advanced Practice (Bonus) – For when you're ready to go deeper
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WHAT YOU GET:
✓ 8 downloadable audio practices (yours forever)
✓ Interactive streaming player (use on any device, anywhere)
✓ Instant access (no waiting, no shipping, no BS)
Stream them in your car. Listen at your desk. Use them in bed when your brain won't shut up.
No subscription. No upsell. Just relief when you need it most.
Not the "I need a nap" kind of tired. The "I'm one Slack message away from losing my entire mind" kind.
You've been holding it together for so long, you forgot what it feels like to actually breathe.
Here's the truth: You don't need another 6-week program. You don't need another thing on your to-do list.
You need relief. Right now.
---
THE CALM BODY PROTOCOL
8 audio breathwork practices. 3-8 minutes each. For the exact moment you're in.
🎧 Before You Start Your Day | 🎧 When You're About to Snap | 🎧 Right Before You Clock In |
🎧 After a Long Day | 🎧 Midday Reset | 🎧 When Everything Changes | 🎧 Before Bed – Quiet your
🎧 Advanced Practice (Bonus) – For when you're ready to go deeper
---
WHAT YOU GET:
✓ 8 downloadable audio practices (yours forever)
✓ Interactive streaming player (use on any device, anywhere)
✓ Instant access (no waiting, no shipping, no BS)
Stream them in your car. Listen at your desk. Use them in bed when your brain won't shut up.
No subscription. No upsell. Just relief when you need it most.
THE FINE PRINT:
All sales final (it's a digital product—you get instant access).
Not medical advice (consult your doctor if you have health concerns).
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Exhausted isn't your identity.
It's just your current state.
Let's change that.
